29 November 2012

My top 5 rant inducers of the moment

I usually try to be pretty positive on my blog.  Even on days when a small moan is required, I attempt to finish on a positive note by focussing on what I've learnt. There comes a time in all of our lives however, when a rant is the only thing that will do.  A rant for rant's sake. 

A meme (a kind of bloggy chain letter, for those who aren't from the land of blogs) has been doing the rounds over the last few weeks.  Sometimes I find memes an added stress to my life and I must confess to shoving a couple under the carpet as my list begins to grow.   But when I was tagged by the lovely Sarah at Mum of Three World (here is her list of goat-getting offenders), to create a list of all the things that were getting on my nerves, I was delighted! Who hasn't got an infinite list of things that are winding them up?!  So here goes......

1. Right up there in first place for me, has to be dog poo.  Not dog poo per se (although it's pretty gross stuff isn't it?!) but the pile that has been left right in the middle of the pavement, outside the school gate, where every poor unsuspecting child and harassed mother is bound to tread on it.  As you know, I own a dog myself, so I'm not preaching from an uneven platform here. If you are a dog owner, buy poo bags and make sure you have at least one in every available pocket or bag you posess. Simples.

2.  Junk Mail. I'm not sure this needs an explanation really - it cloggs up the letterbox, jams the front door as you try to open it and fills 90% of your recycling bin.  Enough already!

3.  Christmas lights.  Before you have me down as a bah humbug type, I will explain myself..... I enjoy Christmas, I like decorations and I even like a pretty simple string of outside lights to celebrate the festive season.  The ones I do not like (but unfortunately my children adore) are the gaudy, tacky, unsightly ones displayed proudly on the front of houses from 1st November until 31st January - why people, why?!

Image courtesy of The Guardian

4. Freshly washed and ironed clothes being put back into the wash bin. One particular child of mine is a regular offender of this and it really GETS MY GOAT!   

5. Barking dogs.  Ok this is my own dog I'm talking about here. This week has been the final straw for not only me but probably every person within a mile of our house! Whenever the pooch is let out into the garden he insists on making his presence felt and very loudly!  In the interests of environmental health (and the one shred of goodwill we have between ourselves and our neighbours), I have decided to invest in a bark collar.  Watch this space!

So those are my top 5 irritants of the moment. I'd love to hear what's getting your goat right now - go on, it's very therapeutic you know!

And before I sign off, I shall tag 3 other beautiful bloggers to find out their top offenders.
Freefalling into 40
Not So Super Scottish Mummy
The Oliver's Madhouse






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21 comments:

  1. Good work! Thanks very much, I'm with you on all of those - apart from the barking dog as I don't have one and can't relate. My brother used to keep his German Shepherd in the garden until neighbours complained to Environmental Health. And the EH officer who called him was my sister's best friend. Awkward.

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    1. Oh no! I'm thinking the EHO is probably tiptoeing up our path right now so need to do something!

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  2. My current rant is over-the-top security and/or data protection measures on the internet. I was out when the window cleaner called yesterday and have had several unsuccessful attempts to pay him by Bank Transfer or paypal involving going round in circles with the bank and getting extra codes via text messages from Paypal before they would "speak " to me. I am not joking when I say I could have driven round to his house and paid him in cash in shorter time. Still have to post him a cheque now.

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    1. The old-fashioned way was for the window cleaner to come back for his money if you weren't in....whatever happened to that service? How annoying grrr!

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  3. I am not with you on the Christmas lights - in fact I blogged about embracing the November Christmas decorations a week or two back - but am with you on the others.

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    1. Each to their own. Just not my thing! Thanks for commenting :)

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  4. I am so with you on the first three - poo - horrid - junk mail gets my blood boiling and I recycle it away when the bin men come, and gaudy Xmas lights - no, no, no .... PS Mummy Plum had her baby yesterday, 28th November! X.

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    1. The Junk Mail really is ridiculous and so annoying! Glad you're not a gaudy lights kind of person ;) So please to hear about Mummy Plum....looking forward to hearing more :)

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  5. fantastic!! i havent done one like this before!, i have couple free hours tomorrow so i will get on this ... any excuse to get on my soap box!! thanks for tagging me :-)

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  6. Hell yes to all of those.

    Some days all our post man brings is junk. Why? It is sodding pointless. And why are companies allowed to pay the Post Office to deliver it!

    Thanks for linking up

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  7. I completely agree about the Christmas light thing. I want to have flyers printed to put throgh people's doors saying "Would you put Halloween decorations up in September? Would you have the Easter Bunny sitting on your driveway in January? No? THEN WHY DO YOU THINK CHRISTMAS STARTS IN FUCKING NOVEMBER?!?!". It should be THE LAW that they can't put exterior lights up until the 2nd week in December, it just ruins it for the rest of us who want to save our Christmas cheer for the week leading up to Christmas instead of just doubling my anxiety about presents and money every time I step out of the house!

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  8. You've been far too polite in your ranting. I had to cut my 5 rants down!! LOL. With you on the dog poo and whilst I don't like gawdy lights either (or their eco credentials) I can live with them. Junk mail, well I should register with the Mail Preference Service, but haven't and I'm to embarrassed to put one of those "old person" notes up on my letterbox. I do hate them though, I've rarely opened one and said "Oh fab, just want I wanted". :) Nice Ranting.

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  9. Looking forward to reading them :)

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  10. AMAZING meme! Why don't I get tagged in these sorts and instead get the usual "yummy mummy meme tripe"! Absolutely brilliant post, couldn't agree more with them all, espesh the dog poo, there's no need is there? Awful!

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  11. I'm sooooo with you on the dog poo thing - it is so lazy and inconsiderate and plain ignorant to leave it, especially if it is somewhere a child is likely to walk through it.

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  12. I am 100% with you on the dog poo thing. We have one particular dog who likes to poo right on our pathway, where my children walk! It's so digusting and unnecessary...just pick it up people!

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  13. You will hate me for this... but those Christmas lights are AMAZING!! I agree with you on the rest of it though ;) Especially dog poo. What tramp leaves it in the street? Ugh!

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  14. I'm with you on all of those but the Christmas lights. I wouldn't have them myself but I love to see them and so do my kids.

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  15. I am SO with you on the dog poo one! It's so irresponsible, and downright bloody lazy!

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  16. I'm with you on the dog shit but I'm afraid I LOVE the houses that go OTT on the lights! It's pretty!!! :) xx

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